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Gambit Quote
Oversized Vintage Tee – Heavyweight 7.5oz Cotton
"I didn't know my daddy but I'm sure I shot out of his dick ready."
Thank you to everyone who made this the top-selling product on my old Etsy shop! It apparently got so popular there are copies on other sites, but this is the original version with the quote, printed on premium vintage tees.
Fit & Fabric
Care Instructions
Cold wash inside out and air dry to preserve the fit, print, and overall structure of your tee or hoodie.
Tumble drying will soften the fabric over time, giving it a more lived-in feel — ideal for layering or workouts, but may age the print more quickly.
Our pigment-dyed tees and hoodies are made to evolve — expect subtle tonal shifts over time that add character with each wash. To maintain print quality, avoid bleach and harsh detergents.
Pairs well with
Gambit Quote
Let customers speak for us
Excellent customer service. This shirt fits great and looks great. Love the low key asthetic
Excellent customer service. This shirt fits great and looks great. Love the low key asthetic
This is my favorite hoodie. Super heavyweight. Has that faded washed look. Design is sick. Relaxed oversized fit. It's literally perfect.
Excellent customer service and high quality print and material! Accidently ordered the wrong size and they were extremely quick to help make things right. Highly recommmend for anime clothing.
Excellent customer service and high quality print and material! Accidently ordered the wrong size and they were extremely quick to help make things right. Highly recommmend for anime clothing.
Excellent customer service and high quality print and material! Accidently ordered the wrong size and they were extremely quick to help make things right. Highly recommmend for anime clothing.
it's perfect! the design looks cool af and the hoodie feels superpremium. I normally wear M or L. I got M and it fits great but I think L would've been a better oversize fit.
These fit right into my streetwear wardrobe but with way better quality than most of my other tees. And they're all anime!
sooo cute!!!! these are my favorite shirts! i've worn them so many times already
I just wore an anime shirt to a big leadership meeting and got away with it lol low key the most fun part of my outfit. Love that I can rep anime in a professional setting
I still love anime, but I’m not trying to wear shirts that look like merch. This actually looks like something I’d buy for the design alone, and the fabric's heavy in a good way too.
I got a few shirts including the Dandadan one and they all fit way better than I expected. It's subtle enough for work but clean enough to wear out. I’m obsessed.
I still can’t believe I found a stylish Bluey shirt that actually looks good. I get random compliments on it all the time!
This is one of my favorite shirts. Love the fit. I've had a bunch of random people ask me where I got it.
